February 11, 660 BC Edit
It's the inauguration of the first emperor of japan and sticky penguin sticks to the crown. he is first emperor of japan.
April 14, 1912Edit
As a Time Trekker accident, the Sticky Penguin fell out of the machine with a huge can of glue. He fell on the glue, and stuck to the Titanic, and stuck to the iceberg. He got squished by the Titanic, but didn't sink. Gary found him and took him back to the present.
December 31, 1999 11:55 PMEdit
In New York City, New York, humans are counting down to the year 2000. Sticky Penguin brought a sticky turd and soon got stuck inside where it shows what year it is.
December 31, 1999 11:59:55 PMEdit
Five!Four!Three!Before they have a chance to say Two, the turd messes up the number 1999.Two!ONE!Soon instead of saying 2000, 1999 is 1989. Sticky Penguin had just made everyone's schedule off by ten years.
June 20, 2013Edit
Sticky Penguin finds himself stuck on the Dojo. He tried to get off, but he couldn't. He had superglue on him!
June 25, 2013 Edit
His sticky turd goes on the runway of Davao Airport and stops a Cebu Pacific flight from oveshooting the runway. He is a hero and is Captain Sullenbergers rival.
July 25, 2013Edit
Sticky Penguin gets stuck on a igloo while there was a destruction. The glue dried up for a while and he made it out just in time but he would get stuck another time
March 8, 2014 Edit
His sticky turd goes on MH370's landing gear and MH370 never takes off or disappears
March 30, 2015 Edit
His sticky turd goes on the inaugural flight of Turkish Airlines flight from Istanbul to Manila and passengers are reboked to another flight which makes a delay of 10 hours. sticky penguin almost got arrested by the caa but no one wants to toch his sticky turd
Noctovember 99999, 1234567890 TCEdit
Women and Men became Robomen and Robowomen in the extremely far future, He was the only living thing there that can talk that is not robot, He got stuck to a 1-way-window, He was off before the world was destroyed by evil angel robots.
TO BE CONTINUED